c-cassandra:

my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3

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o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

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HARRY POTTER ALPHABET → t
↳ triwizard tournament

"Eternal glory! That’s what awaits the student who wins The Triwizard Tournament, but to do this, that student must survive three tasks. Three extremely dangerous tasks."

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@19 hours ago with 2027 notes

5sosaffair:

martinefn:

 I see no difference

oh my god

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@19 hours ago with 10091 notes

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

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@19 hours ago with 14142 notes

We have a new weather report!

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@22 hours ago with 1037 notes

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

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@23 hours ago with 19398 notes

h0ppip:

"hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

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cute-overload:

Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”

cute-overload:

Meet the captain cat - a resident of a Russian heavy atomic battlecruiser “Pyotr Velikij”

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urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

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@19 hours ago with 65696 notes

thief-in-the-dark:

internleland:

wtnvwinchesters:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.

i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week

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@19 hours ago with 71349 notes

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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@22 hours ago with 262307 notes

THE MAZE RUNNER - Official Trailer #2

(Source: mazerunnernews, via itsdefinitelymaybe)

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